"Well class, on Monday we're going to start learning about male and female reproductive anatomy, menstruation, and conception so that we can have a deep understanding of prenatal development. I have a special box here [enter box with key terms written on the side: uterus, endometrium, sperm reservoir, testes, glans, urethra, etc] and you're able to put the questions burning up your little minds into the box without feeling all ... shall we say ... exposed."
At the mention of the word "uterus" the only male in the class of 25 students utters a simple, "Ew"
"Careful Austin, you're surrounded by 25 uteri ...
"We're going to do a penis cheer and then on Tuesday we're going to do a vagina cheer -"
One of the more vocal girls interjects, "What - like a cheer-cheer."
"Well kinda, it's more like when we go through the key terms I say the word and you repeat it ... with zeal ... and spirit-fingers."
"Dude - I'm not doing that."
"If you do it you get a sticker."
"Really? [momentary pause as she considers the possibilities] Is it a smelly sticker?"
"Nope, but it's pretty."
"Dude, I love stickers."
"Then bring your spirit-fingers on Monday!"
