Context: My last class of the day - a bunch of squirrely kids to begin with.
Quoted: Kelsee (one of my many currently pregnant kids). She and Ashlee are VERY pregnant (8 months-ish). They happen to be in the same class and are always talking about food. I'm not over-exaggerating. ALWAYS! She once had a kanipchen-fit because I started chewing my last piece of gum in front of her.
Devin: (spoken in a dazed, slightly light-headed tone): "Dude, I shoulda played hookie."
Mrs. G: (raising eyebrow cynically) "You basically did - you've been sleeping the whole time,"
Ashlee: (head pops up from desk as if someone had just shouted "Fire!") "Did someone say cookie?!"
Kelsee: (spoken without missing a beat with a famished tone) "No, cause I ATE 'am all!"
Entire class: Laugh for a good 5 minutes, someone finds a cookie and the girls split it.
Kelsee: **Sigh** "Ha ha ha. Yeah ... but seriously, I wanna pizza."
